Witty Yeti

Witty Yeti’s Military-Grade Shart Survival Kit for When Your Butt Commits Treason. SILENT BUT DEADLY WENT LOUD AND PROUD. From dance floor to disaster zone, this shart kit is combat-ready, sphincter-tested, and certified by the Ministry of Flatulence.

We’re ready to fight dirty, even if your underwear isn’t. • SILENT BUT DEADLY WENT LOUD AND PROUD.